iTracking, the clicks cant scape
Have you tried to make you own google analytics? I do, and his name is iTracking, it's a basic click counter, web indexer and user behavior tracker.
Far from be Analytics it's working, it keeps the results realtime everytime thanks to his design based on SQLITE3 and a complex algorith of database division and data caching. None of my project are great ones but I think the arch of iTracking is ready to manage almost everything.